The War with My Mom Is Over

That's right, everyone. The blog title says it all.

And why is the war with my Mom over? Because she's finally owned up to all of the misdeeds that made me fail in life.

As proof, here is the letter I'd had her write, explaining all of her wrongdoings.
(BTW, "Nobody" refers to me, if anyone wants to know.)


Dear Nobody:

I am writing this letter to express my deepest apology to you for over 35 years of pain, suffering, disrespect of interest, and abandonment.

In high school, I advised you to stick someone with a pen to stop them from bullying you when you said you were being bullied and the teachers did nothing to stop it. I am sorry about giving you that advice because it got you suspended. After that event, you were put in an after-school program so you could make some friends, but it didn't work out, and you didn't make any friends.

I am sorry that I tried to break your hand and make you an invalid, and for making you take the bus when you said you wanted your parents out of your life.

I am sorry that I encouraged you to go to college and enrolled you at my Alma Mater, Tuskegee University, to further your education; that after you left Tuskegee University and started going to Brooklyn College, you were determined to be unstable after a confrontation with the music instructor and was hospitalized at Gracie Square Hospital. Upon discharge, you started therapy and Psych medication.

I am sorry that I told you that welfare (the Human Resources Administration) would get you a job and help you move out on your own. I WAS WRONG. They have not been helpful. They only provide financial support for food.

I didn't know when I gave you the information about self-publishing that you would get addicted to writing and publishing. I thought that it would give you an outlet for your thoughts and feelings and get your writing known.

I really apologize for calling the head of "Exodia the Forbidden One" a headdress.

I apologize for not watching 19 years of Power Rangers television shows: Zeo,Turbo, In Space, Lost Galaxy, Lightspeed Rescue, Time Force, Wild Force, Ninja Storm, Dino Thunder, Space Patrol Delta,Mystic Force, Operation Overdrive, Jungle Fury, R.P.M., Samurai, Super Samurai, and Megaforce.

I am sorry for taking you to too many funerals too early in life (two of them are Helen Dale and Daisy Ankom), and for being unable to stop your father from waking you up to tell you that your grandmother had died, and for taking you to Baptist Churches when there were no Catholic available when you were a child.

Yours truly,

Your Mom, N.M. Johnson


And that about sums it up. The rest, as they say, is history. So, farewell for now, and as always, keep smiling, and keep dreaming.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Ahsoka: The Togrutan Slave (credits to Slave Leia Fanfiction Wiki) - Viewer Discretion Advised

Warning: Read at your own risk. Prologue: Failed Mission on Zygerria and Ahsoka's Enslavement While on a mission to locate the lost Togrutans of Kiros, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka were captured by the Zygerrians.  The Queen ordered for the execution of Skywalker and Kenobi under the guidance of Dooku.  However, she kept the Togrutan girl.  The sixteen-year-old possessed great beauty for her age and was now a slave to the Zygerrian Empire.  She possessed a curvy figure with orange skin and white tattoos on her face. Her Lekku was of blue and white stripes going down to her breasts.  She had comfortably sized breasts around a D-Cup.  She posssessed rather thick thighs and and was also of relatively short stature.  She wore a gold akul-tooth headdress that was of Togrutan Royalty as well several rings and bracelets of varying value.  She wore a blue tube top that covered only her breasts leaving her midriff and back exposed; a long blue skirt with a large clit for her right leg go
More >>

Padmé Amidala: A Senator's Seduction (credits to Slave Leia Fanfiction Wiki)

Devastating News Padmé was taking a shower in her apartment on Coruscant. She had just gotten home from a long day of work at the Senate.  She had been trying to get a bill passed at the Senate.  She'd already had the support of Senators Organa and Farr, but that wouldn't be enough. As she thought about it she turned off the shower and stepped out.  She then dried off and put on her casual clothes. She walked up to her balcony overlooking the city and stared off into the skyline. Her mind began to daydream. She hadn't seen Anakin in more than two months. The last time she had seen him he was telling her about a mission he had on Kiros to locate the the Togrutan people of the colony there. Later that night after dinner, she and Anakin had had sexual intercourse together. It was the first time in a while as she rarely gets a chance to see him anymore. The war had caused him to be away often. She just wished that the whole Clone War would just come to a close. Ju
More >>

A Desperate Call of Distress from Jadis the White Witch

Image
Hello, dear readers. I'm sure you're familiar with the films from the Narnia  franchise, right? Well, in honor of my favorite character in those books, I have created a fan film where Jadis the White Witch is sending a desperate distress call while being held captive. STORYLINE: Jadis has been resurrected by the Alliance and infected with a Dart of Light, but this Destiny was forced on her by her captors.  Fortunately, a kind-hearted elf has taken pity on the half Jinn, half Giant and hopes to send a message regarding Jadis's ultimate fate.  But can he deliver the message in time to save her from being purified? I hope you enjoy what you watch.
More >>