The War with My Mom Is Over
That's right, everyone. The blog title says it all. And why is the war with my Mom over? Because she's finally owned up to all of the misdeeds that made me fail in life. As proof, here is the letter I'd had her write, explaining all of her wrongdoings. (BTW, "Nobody" refers to me, if anyone wants to know.) Dear Nobody: I am writing this letter to express my deepest apology to you for over 35 years of pain, suffering, disrespect of interest, and abandonment. In high school, I advised you to stick someone with a pen to stop them from bullying you when you said you were being bullied and the teachers did nothing to stop it. I am sorry about giving you that advice because it got you suspended. After that event, you were put in an after-school program so you could make some friends, but it didn't work out, and you didn't make any friends. I am sorry that I tried to break your hand and make you an invalid, and for making you take the