The No-Nonsense Blog

At last, the young James Hook cheered to himself as he led the young Tinker Fairy, her hands cuffed behind her back, onto the Jolly Roger's main deck, Tinker Bell will join my crew. As the pirate captain paraded on the deck and showed Tink off to his crew, she was thinking to herself, This guy is so full of himself.  If Peter hadn't left me, I wouldn't even be joining this crew. "Loyal crew, I come bearing good news," Hook crowed.  "After so much pain to rid Neverland of the accursed Peter Pan, we will soon be free to roam the Seven Seas.  Behold!  I give you Pan's once loyal confidant... Tinker Bell.  Today is the day she joins our noble crew." "Exactly what do you mean by ' Once loyal confidant'?" asked one crewman.  "And what makes you think she'll be joining us?" On this, Tinker Bell decided, A little Pixie Dust should break the language barrier between me and them.   And then, she shook her head, releasing the

Grunting and squirming in obvious resistance as these soldiers held her against her will and boxed her in so she couldn't escape, the lovely Megara struggled to get away from this army who had invaded Greece and captured her.  Unfortunately, Megara's captors were insistent on not letting her get away as she was insistent on refusing to accept her helplessness. The shackles that bound her hands behind her back exacerbated the situation even further, because the harder she squirmed and struggled, the deeper their cold metal grip bit into her wrists.  She didn't know which grip was worse: the grip on her arms from the soldiers restraining her, or the cold metal grip of the shackles binding her.  Either way, she was trapped with no way out. The soldiers stopped in front of a throne where, it seemed, no one was seated.  Megara grunted and squirmed harder as she ordered, "Release me, you no-good pompous losers!  I am NOT someone's prize!  DO YOU HEAR ME?!  I SAID LET ME