Kremzeek! - Teletraan I Goes Nuts




Thought I'd share this with my readers, and anyone else who stops by.

This came from the "Transformers" episode "Kremzeek!", where Teletraan I (the Autobots' central computer) short-circuits because Kremzeek scrambles his memory chips.


Listen for these memorable quotes. They're distorted, so I'll try to translate:


"Two-point-nine-nine equals Pi R Squared plus two blueberry muffins."

"Alert! Alert! Evil Martian flangoes have invaded supermarkets across the planet. They have come to steal Earth's ammonia."

"Choco rations down two grams! Doubleplusungood!"


If that doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.

Anyway, farewell for now, and as always, keep smiling, and keep dreaming.

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