The No-Nonsense Blog

At last, the young James Hook cheered to himself as he led the young Tinker Fairy, her hands cuffed behind her back, onto the Jolly Roger's main deck, Tinker Bell will join my crew. As the pirate captain paraded on the deck and showed Tink off to his crew, she was thinking to herself, This guy is so full of himself.  If Peter hadn't left me, I wouldn't even be joining this crew. "Loyal crew, I come bearing good news," Hook crowed.  "After so much pain to rid Neverland of the accursed Peter Pan, we will soon be free to roam the Seven Seas.  Behold!  I give you Pan's once loyal confidant... Tinker Bell.  Today is the day she joins our noble crew." "Exactly what do you mean by ' Once loyal confidant'?" asked one crewman.  "And what makes you think she'll be joining us?" On this, Tinker Bell decided, A little Pixie Dust should break the language barrier between me and them.   And then, she shook her head, releasing the ...

Princess Jasmine resisted the urge to shudder or scream as she felt a gaunt hand stroking her bare shoulder.  She dared not look behind her, as she knew who was caressing her.  It was Jafar.  Not too long ago, he'd made a deal with the wicked Ayam Aghoul: Three days of life to snuff out the flame of hope that burned in the heart of the Princess of Agrabah.  Jafar had wasted no time in recovering his Snake Staff and brainwashing all of Agrabah's Royal Guards, turning them against poor Jasmine and ordering them to bring her before him. Now, as Jasmine sat with her wrists shackled before the new Sultan, feeling like nothing more than a plaything as Jafar caressed her against her will, she scanned the area, looking for some kind of weapon she could use to her advantage, or any magical artifact that could help her escape her torment.  Unfortunately, she found nothing. "Now, now, little Princess, you should be proud to be chosen as my new toy," Jafar told her as he us...

Anna had believed that Prince Hans had been dealt with after her sister had banished him from Arendelle for his hostile takeover attempt.  But, she was wrong.  As soon as Elsa had left the kingdom on a diplomatic mission to Corona, Hans took his chance and used Dark magic offered to him by a "Zhan Tiri" (whoever that was) and changed the allegiance of Arendelle's police force so that they would be loyal to him alone.  And it was at this point that Princess Anna was labeled as Public Enemy Number One, ordered to be arrested on sight and brought to Hans for her sentence. "Ahh, Princess Anna," Hans mocked her as the brainwashed officers brought her before him in the throne room.  "Bow before your new King." "The floor hasn't been swept in a while," Anna fired back.  "I don't think so." "I SAID KNEEL!"  Hans ordered loudly, and fired a magic bolt on the Princess, causing her to groan and fall to her knees.  "That...

Elsa stood stiffly before the Magistrate's bench, shackled at her wrists and surrounded by Arendelle's new police force, as she listened to the chief judge read off the list of charges and accusations against her: Plunging Arendelle into an eternal winter... Endangerment of the kingdom... Involuntary manslaughter... Assaulting officers of the law.  And all the while, Elsa struggled to stay in control as she told herself, Don't let them in... don't let them see... be the good girl you've always meant to be... Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know... I will not let it go! "You have heard the charges, Queen Elsa.  What have you to say in your defense, and how do you plead?" the Magistrate prompted. And it was at this point that Elsa began crying and declared, "I have no defense.  I have no excuse."  Her sobs intensified as she admitted, "I am guilty!  Guilty as charged!" "Now wait just a minute!" a voice suddenly injec...

Hello, dear friends. While I believe Friday the 13th is bad luck, I decided to make my own luck by uploading a new fan film today. I hope you watch and enjoy it. STORYLINE: While Showgirl and Ethel Mertz are investigating Anna May Wong's hideout, they are suddenly discovered and imprisoned as their captor decides to do away with both of them. And as always, keep smiling, and keep dreaming.

Hello, dear readers. With this pandemic eating away at all our social lives, I decided to entertain all of you with a fan film based on the film Anastasia . Here, the daughter of Rasputin is recording the Grand Duchess herself as she dictates a ransom note to her grandmother, Dowager Empress Marie, and her husband Dimitri regarding instructions for the delivery of the ransom. Hope you enjoy.