The No-Nonsense Blog

Not many people have seen Darkwing Duck in this day and age, so they have no idea what they've missed out on. Here is the intro to the very first episode, a double episode that chronicles how Darkwing met Launchpad McQuack and Gosalyn, and their first adventure together when they go up against the criminal mastermind known as Taurus Bullba. Hope you enjoy, and as always, keep smiling, and keep dreaming.

Frozen in a time and space divide But how would the universe survive? For long they were out of luck, But now they're saved by the duck. Duck Dodgers of the twenty-fourth and one half century, Defending the powerless and the weak. Duck Dodgers of the twenty-fourth and one half century, The fighter of Martian tyranny. Oh, but he's the duck of persuasion Ultimate resistance soon dissolves A definite duck beyond all temptation Ensuring the universe still revolves. Space is such a lonely place to be stuck But it's not lonely for this duck For hordes of Martians run When he shoots his duck-billed laser gun. Duck Dodgers of the twenty-fourth and one half century, Protecting the powerless and the weak Duck Dodgers; he's fighting tyranny In the twenty-fourth and one half century!